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Alright well lets see like I said guniea pigs well I got my first at 10 on my b-day. I tried to name him alot like Mohawk Butterfinger Alyater and I just never got hooked on them because I always ended up saying Guinea lol. So thats his name Guinea Joseph Eugene not saying last name mwahhhahh!
Anyway well I had him till I was 13 and my mom saw another at a garage sale lol. I named her Patricia Marie Izabele not saying last name. Well I didnt know eithers sex then and if you have a guniea pig you should know to ask when you get it well I didnt hehe. So I put them together to seee if they would get along and they did so kept them in one cage together and the result was 2 new guineas lol.
Born on March 16 2003. Well I didnt know there sexes or anyof the others that are going to be born. I know Patricias and Guineas though. Patricia girl guinea boy. Those are there nicknames to lol. I know I talk to them so im nuts do I care what you tihnk nope.
Anyways so they both could it in the palm of my hand together they were so small there names are Snowflake and Pebbles. I wasnt allwoed to keep them so when they were 8 weeks old I gave them to 2 of my moms friends. I here theyre doing good to unfortunatly I couldnt give then any names unless unisex so here they are. Snowflake Alexander NSLN and Pebbles Rodriguse NSLN.
Well after them I lived for awhile but I missed having little babies around so I put Patricia and Guinea together mwahhhaaahhhaaa! The Result was 1 guinea pig on Jan 3 2004. My mom said I could keep him/her so I did.
Its name I wanted to be Curly-Q but not that I wanted the Q to stand for the middle name but be like a nickname first name so came Curly Quanaden NSLN. I had always loved that middle name. I made it up but it was so catchy I had to use it.
Anyways so I had this one for 3 months 7 days when I got out of bed and saw it laying under the bottle. It was well I could tell it was dead from the other side of the room because of its eyes they were open but they didnt have that radient sparkle that Guinea Pigs have. I always woke up from then on and whenever I would see one of my Guinea Pigs laying down I would get this heart stopping double sized but dull need pain in my chest until I ifnd out theyre fine.
I have these little houses they go in and well theyre really shaped like igloos anyway CQ was the only Guinea Pig I had that climbed on top of it and layed there all the time lol.
So I was pissed at the world for killing my lovely CQ and decided well I guess what would hurt to have one last litter for the sack of Patricias and Guineas legacy lol. I thought shed have 1 or 2 but nope 3 guinea pigs born on Thanksgiving day 2004.
I named them Spot Quinn NSLN Granola Jordan NSLN and Butterscotch Velder NSLN. Well Had them all for awhile about 9 weeks when Spot died. I have no cluw what happened but it was slow. He had trouble breathing and so slowly he ran out of air. It was so sad I just wanted him to die fast but he didnt about 6 hours after he had trouble he died.
Now im having the same trouble with names as Guniea but with Butterscotch lol. I hate the name Butterscotch to long. So because he looks just like guniea I am either naming him GuineaJ Velder or Mohawk Velder. Granola I dont know if I like it or not oh well hehe.
Well so anyway I now have 4 guinea pigs all healthy and alive although Guinea had constipation problems alot. Swear to god! hehe. Other then that there the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Posted by kayk9er
at 11:24 AM EDT